Re: Eli's a-comin'

[QCao009@aol.com]

In a message dated 12/1/2007 3:29:25 P.M. Eastern Standard Time,  
gbracey1@verizon.net writes:

One flaw  in Eli's plan is that that full color parchment certificate will 
contain  the child's SCORE.  This will almost certainly result in people  
realizing that people who are all "proficient" can have very different  
scores, something that NCLB has to this point successfully  obfuscated.  It 
will likely launch a new round of civil rights  activists demanding that 
schools produce children who all score the  same.  There's that damn Bergeron 
kids again.


Translation of Jerry's message into Mandarin for speakers of  Greek:
 
Mistake in paleface paper plan includes numerical quantity.   Imperialist 
plan to take over world through Hollywood media invention,  leaving traces of God 
and Grover Nordquist in all children, however leaving  no children for future 
kingdom.  Not all children will become Supreme Court  Justice according to 
said plan, Bergeron or not.  Furthermore, WTO scores  will not correspond to 
GPA, GNA, DNa or any plan to sell Viagra or  wholesale tests to cure AIDS or 
illiteracy.  Just say What.
 
Quan

Label warning:  this is only a color code.  In  case of real testing or lead 
painting, we will continue drinking Koolaid, pass  out, and then, be evacuated 
from Superdome.  Have fun  shopping!



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