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Re: Eli's a-comin'



What? Is Broad marching somewhere? Someone call Bill Maher........

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It is an odd way of thinking that says that seeing improving achievement as a civil rights issue is something to satirize. Kati and Andy are surely closer to children's real needs and to Martin Luther King than are the bizarros on ARN.

The Broad Foundation announces its mission as "dramatically improve K-12 urban public education through better governance, management, labor relations and competition The Broad Foundation focuses its investments on raising student achievement in the largest urban districts, where a disproportionate number of traditionally disadvantaged students, including low-income students and minority students, go to school." Seems like terribly important work and a significant contribution to American society. So what if they want to see higher test scores. Tell me Martin would have been marching against Broad instead of with him.

Art

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From: Tauna Rogers <taunar@plateautel.net>
To: arn-l@interversity.org
Sent: Sat, 1 Dec 2007 11:25 am
Subject: [arn-l] Eli's a-comin'

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

ELI'S BOLD NEW PLAN

12-1-2007

Billionaire philanthropist, entrepreneur, and public education expert Eli Broad
has teamed up with the International Star Registry to promote a provocative plan
of action to raise individual student achievement (as measured by standardized
test scores) and overall achievement in Title I schools across the nation.



Interviews conducted by the Education Trust's Kati Hiccup and the Education
Sector's Andrew Rottenham confirm Broad's unyielding commitment to student
achievement as the defining civil rights issue of our time. Asked to clarify his
commitment to High Test Scores, Broad reiterated the business sector's
no-nonsense approach to rigorous public school accountability:



"Every child is worthy, regardless of the circumstances in his or her life -
hunger, poverty, abuse, neglect, lack of health care - you name it. However, a
child can hardly be expected to become a goodly contributor to the Global
Economy unless our failing public schools shape up and impart the essential
skills that students need to assume their roles in our rapidly changing world.
All children deserve a shot at the millions of high-paying jobs that await young
people who are willing to work hard, pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and
measure up on The Tests."



The International Star Registry of Achievement, with hefty funding from Broad,
will award qualifying states grants to motivate poor student achievers to score
proficiently on The Tests. Details are emerging but it is clear students who
perform adequately on The Tests will have a star named after them. In addition,
the Registry's Ultimate Package includes a beautiful 24" X 20" full color
parchment certificate beautifully embossed with the child's name, their star's
name, the child's test date, test score, and their star's coordinates. The
elegant certificates are double-matted in gold metallic frames.



Children who do not meet proficiency on The Tests but who are deemed to be
nearing proficiency will not have a star named after them until they reach
proficiency. However, they will receive the Star Registry's Deluxe Package,
which includes a beautiful, double-matted certificate in a silver metallic
frame, a refrigerator magnet, and a bumper sticker for the family car (My Child
is Nearing Proficiency!).



The Broad Prize Extraordinaire is reserved for entire schools. A school that by
2014 manages to achieve the ultimate NCLB goal of every single student in the
school scoring proficient, regardless of ability or circumstance, will be
awarded a nationally televised space launch to be attended by Sally Ride and
congressional dignitaries. A message commemorating the event, containing the
names of each student and their test scores, will be gloriously launched into
the night sky on board a real spacecraft that orbits the Earth.



Asked about public schools which fail to meet the much prized 2014 standard,
Broad said they should probably lower their flags to half-mast and be taken over
by private companies.



Educators are not exactly jumping on board. Many are questioning the plan as an
ultimately useless scheme which tosses badly needed funds into a black hole and
promotes extrinsic rewards over a deep and lasting love of real learning. Many
also question the assumption that paper and pencil standardized tests provide
children with a fair opportunity to apply and demonstrate what they really know
and are able to do. Teachers noted that many bored and disengaged students don't
even bother to try on the tests, much less read them. They would prefer teaching
which encompasses real world projects and application rather than the narrow
kinds of teaching and learning that high-stakes testing inevitably leads to.



Others have noted that corporate-driven policies are putting the cart before the
horse. Claiming that the achievement gap between disadvantaged students and
their more fortunate peers is a symptom of other neglected societal gaps in our
nation, rather than the cause, a number of activists have asked Broad if
children wouldn't be much better served if he took on eradicating some of the
known factors that contribute to low achievement, like lead-infested housing.
Questioned about educators' misgivings, Broad dismissed the claims as the soft
bigotry of low expectations. "It's about time teachers toughened up instead of
whining. Low-performing corporate workers hardly utter a sniffle when their
good-paying jobs are outsourced to China or rendered obsolete by technology."



Asked whether each student would receive a telescope where they could actually
view their 'own' star, Broad replied that there are limitations to what
philanthropists can and should do. "The whole point," he noted, "is that once
schools have provided students with the necessary skills to get and retain good
jobs, they will be able to buy their own telescopes. That's the beauty of my
plan."



Tauna Rogers






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