Re: psychometrician jokes

[gerald bracey <gbracey@EROLS.COM>]

This is old but....

Three psyhometricians went deer hunting.  Early on a huge stag appeared.
The first fired and missed exactly one foot to the left.  The second fired
and missed exactly to the right.  The third psychometrician yelled "We got
him!"

Originally told with "statistician"
----- Original Message -----
From: "Allen Flanigan." <Allen.Flanigan@USPTO.GOV>
To: <ARN-L@LISTS.CUA.EDU>
Sent: Wednesday, March 27, 2002 3:37 PM
Subject: psychometrician jokes


> Did you hear the one about the psychometrician who was thumbing a ride
when
> a familiar looking vehicle pulled over?  She soon realized it was
> data-driven education reform.  She thought she had the driver's number,
but
> the vehicle started pointing in a single, unswerving direction, failing to
> follow cuves in the road, and pretty soon they got stuck on the median.
>
> The police arrested them for DUI (Data given Undue Influence).
> -----Original Message-----
> From: kber@EARTHLINK.NET [mailto:kber@EARTHLINK.NET]
> Sent: Wednesday, March 27, 2002 3:05 PM
> To: ARN-L@listsrva.CUA.EDU
> Subject: Re: Guess whose chairing the assessment committee??
>
>
> Allen Flanigan. wrote:
>
> > p.s. know any good psychometrician jokes?
> >
> > ----
>
> Allen, you need to clarify.   Do you mean good jokes about
psychometricians,
> or
> jokes about good psychometricians?  And what is a good psychometrician, or
> is
> that an oxymoron?
>
> Regards  (tongue in cheek)
>
> Ken Bernstein
>
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