Re: from San Antonio, Texas

[MONICALUCIDO@comcast.net]

Hilarious!
Thanks, Quan

Joe Lucido
Fresno,CA
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From: QCao009@aol.com
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> It's school time again, and here in Texas, the State public  education system 
> cannot seem to adopt a statewide test that they use for more  than 5 years. 
> School districts statewide have used the following tests: TABS,  TEAMS, TAAS 
> and now TAKS. Therefore, the San Antonio school districts have adopted a  series 
> of tests that better fit the public education in their city.  
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> The new instrument will be the TEXAS ASSESSMENT of COGNITIVE  OPERATIONS 
> (TACO). 
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> It will have a remedial version ( Soft TACO ),  a regular version (Hard TACO) 
> and an advanced version with many more pages (the  GORDITA) . 
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> These tests will be graded on the standard  bell curve (the TACO B ell) . 
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> Districts receiving the lowest  scores will be put on probation with a Basic 
> Education Appraisal - Not  Satisfactory (BEANS) . 
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> A second low rating earns the dreaded  Supplement Remediation Factor for 
> Individualized Education Deficits (REFRIED  BEANS). 
> 
> Schools still not hitting the mark will be required to  spend an entire 
> semester on the Wholesale Evaluation Network Classification of  Historical 
> Interactive Library Arts Development Assessment (WHOLE - ENCHILADA). 
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> Quan
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