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Fwd: Medical advice



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  FFFF,0000,0000>It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting
  nutritional studies.

  >

  >1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
  Americans.

  >

  >2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
  Americans.

  >

  >3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
  than Americans.

  >

  >4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than
  Americans.

  >

  >5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and
  suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

  >

  >CONCLUSION

  >

  >Eat and drink what you like.

  >Speaking English is apparently what kills you

  >

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