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Fwd: FW: NCLB/Football Version
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- Date: Sun, 3 Feb 2008 20:40:14 -0800
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From: Naomi Katz <n_katz@sbcglobal.net>
Date: Sun Feb 3, 2008 8:36:24 PM US/Pacific
Subject: FW: NCLB/Football Version
No Child Left Behind - Football Version
1. All teams must make the state playoffs and all MUST win the
championship. If a team does not win the championship, they will be on
probation until they are the champions, and coaches
will be held accountable. If after two years they have not won the
championship their footballs and equipment will be taken away UNTIL
they do win the championship.
2. All kids will be expected to have the same football skills at the
same time, even if they do not have the same conditions or
opportunities to practice on their own. NO exceptions will be made for
lack of interest in football, a desire to perform athletically, or
genetic abilities or disabilities of themselves or their parents. ALL
KIDS WILL PLAY FOOTBALL AT A PROFICIENT LEVEL!
3. Talented players will be asked to workout on their own, without
instruction. This is because the coaches will be using all their
instructional time with the athletes who aren't interested in
football, have limited athletic ability or whose parents don't like
football.
If parents do not like this new law, they are encouraged to vote for
vouchers and support private schools that can screen out the
non-athletes and prevent their children from having to go to school
with bad football players.
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